Today, a girl told me my looks were average. That was just mean.
What did the lemon say when its Jamaican cousin came to visit? “Sit, Rastafari”
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium had a dat? OMg
Two atoms meet, one says: “I think I lost an electron.” The other one: “Are you sure?” “I’m positive.”
I asked the guy next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite. He said NaBro
Btw, I am just writing those bad chemistry puns because the good ones Argon.
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says: “Get out. We don’t serve noble gasses in here.” Helium doesn’t react.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much the whiskey is. The bartender says: “For you sir, no charge.”
Why did the Joker live in a studio?
Everything larger had a batroom.
How do you call the ladies room in the middle east?
And a german one:
Was war das Hauptwerkzeug der Inquisition in Indien?
The first post will be dedicated to my wonderful sister and one of her favorite jokes.
The pony approaches the coyote and asks: “Hey coyote, can you scream at the eagle for me? I am really mad at him.” The coyote replies “Why don’t you scream at him yourself?” The pony: “‘Cause I am a little hoarse.”