As I lotion my belly daily, I can proclaim: I’ve got 99 problems, but ab itch ain’t one.
I’ve got 99 problems, but they can wait. – Lay-Z
Better a soul full of hope
than a hole full of soap!
Acid here at work ’til 4PM, then I do drugs.
Today, a girl told me my looks were average. That was just mean.
What did the lemon say when its Jamaican cousin came to visit? “Sit, Rastafari”