Just came to my mind in the kitchen

What did the lemon say when its Jamaican cousin came to visit? “Sit, Rastafari”

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Latest ones by me

Why did the Joker live in a studio?

Everything larger had a batroom.

Joker

How do you call the ladies room in the middle east?

Chickpea.

And a german one:

Was war das Hauptwerkzeug der Inquisition in Indien?

Der Chaiteehaufen.